it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because
even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher then asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
‘Take only ONE God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,
'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
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